Call me Lemon

I'm pretty odd. I'm a nerd wrapped in a wild child wrapped in an enigma. I don't plan anything ahead of time.

I thought you were perfect, but that racist joke just made it all bittersweet

This

should probably not be so complicated

You wanna go there?  I’ll go there. I was born there!  There’s a placard there commemorating me!

You wanna go there?  I’ll go there. I was born there!  There’s a placard there commemorating me!

(Source: potatoeee)

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/03/09/85-the-wire/

“If you need to impress a white person, tell them you are from Baltimore. They will immediately ask you about The Wire and how accurate it is. You should confirm that it is “like a documentary of the streets,” the white person will then slowly shake their head and say “man” or “wow.” You will be seen in an entirely new light.”

I totally did this the other day…..

Matt’s friend has this cabin in Gatlinburg and were supposed to go up there tonight to hang out with his friend and his friends girlfriend and another couple he knows. Sounds all cute right? So Matt calls me today, apparently his friends girlfriends brother got shot and killed -last night-…..and as of today all plans are still on to go to this cabin
:0 :|
How in the hell do you react to meeting someone for the first time whose brother just just got killed?! Why is this even still happening…..holy shit I’m nervous

Flat tire! Wah Wah waaaaah

I feel impotent